I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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