If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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