just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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