I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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