So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just had sex bonerless
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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