Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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