I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Randomize
