i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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