Don't make out with my wife yet
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You were trust falling into bushes
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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