I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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