yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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