do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Randomize
