Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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