Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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