I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I want to be your penis for a week.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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