I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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