Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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