I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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