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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.

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• (949): View more from California

  After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.

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  And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.

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  tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness

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