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(630): View more from Illinois

But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino

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(404): View more from Georgia

Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.

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(240): View more from Maryland

He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.

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(971): View more from Oregon

eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them

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(440): View more from Ohio

The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.

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(315): View more from New York

When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work

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