I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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