When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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