make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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