I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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