So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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