In the future we'll all be gay
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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