i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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