Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
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Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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