okay pat passed out under dana's car
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
