the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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