Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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