The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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