I looked at my own cervix.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
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Goodbee
The adults are the big ones right?
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