apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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