Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The uberlube is also flammable
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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