My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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