so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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