So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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