yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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