Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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