yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
smell my finger.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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