i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
