She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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