I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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