I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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