at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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