hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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