im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She announced her abortion via fbk
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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