i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
