I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Everything about him screamed your future.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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