Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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