Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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