Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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