You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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