i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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