that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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