my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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