I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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