Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
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