it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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