walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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